Posted by: Average Girl USA
This was our sixth trip to the best party in the world. Everybody sing the "official" Fantasy Fest song while checking out even MORE Fantasy Fest pics...(sing to the tune of "The Christmas Song")...Butt cheeks busting through an open thongOld broads ripping off their clothesOld men's rears being groped by some queersAnd folks dressed up like pimps and ho'sEverybody knows some glitter and some body paintHelp to make the party brightThose good old boys with their bags of sex toysWill find it hard in bed all night.They know that Trixie's on her wayShe's wearing see-through school girl blouses, hip-hurrayAnd every horny guy is gonna spyTo see how freshly painted boobies really dry.And so I'm offering these vivid scenesOf girls from 18 to 92Although they've been spread many times many waysWe're still drooling, it's true...Happy Fantasy Fest to you.(My apologies to Mel Torme)