STILL 100% TRUE IN 2023 : Your wife is a pantie model? Models for the Sears catalog? Will she allow you to photograph her without the panties, or with the panties pulled down to at least mid-thigh?
Right you are, asslicker061! Right you are! No nudity = Waste time, lose money, pound sand, suck wind, dry hustle, bum kicks! EPIC FAIL! Next contestant please!