Sorry . . . I'm still laughing my ass off here! Seriously, "Empty Pants," you ACTUALLY went there?! Gee, why don't you try to claim that you've been banging Jessica Alba or Beyoncé while you're at it? What's next? You going to claim you went back in time and "nailed" Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield? Seriously, dude, you are simply too p@thetic for words! LMFAO!!!!!